For easier reference, I shall name this person, Googly- eyed, Fat Cow.

In short, Cow.

But I suppose that this person doesn't really read my blog so if you read this, chances are, you aren't Cow.

Here I go.

Warning: This may contain some foul language.

Dear Cow,

Actually, it's not like you really offended me on purpose, since I'm just the type of person who gets offended at the small things that pile up.

It's not like I can talk these things out with you, since you'd probably bitch behind my back.

Not that I really care since you probably already bitch behind my back.

Also, I don't really want to get along with you, or become great, everlasting BFFS with you.

I think the only reason why I (or you) even bother to talk to you (or you to me) is that we are just in a common friend circle.

You could call that friends of convenience.

Yeah, we are like FOC. (Pun intended)

But, just so you know, when a friend (focs are still friends) SMSes you, you should at least sms back something or tell them you are busy.

You shouldn't just sms halfway and ignore the next sms.

Because its just damn obvious you still have your phone.

And we just hang around with each other because of our friend circle, isn't it?

When we talk, we just talk about shallow things that don't make any sense.

You don't even really make any effort to talk to me, just the common civilities.

When I see you, I just think

" bitch, bitch, bitch, i abhore you, i detest you, i am disgusted by you."

but I doubt you see it, since I'm a really good actor. (lol, like real)

I also know that you try to act smart but really, I think I'm a horrible person for this, but i seriously think you aren't that great, you aren't that smart, and in fact, you're just really dumb.

And also, when you use chim english, I would think to myself " you probably don't even know its actual definition"

If I could, I would like to ask you to promptly go and &$%# yourself.

But I can't do that, so out of the kindness of my heart, before i really ask you to do that, please go do something about yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Gina

Before you start flooding my inbox with hatemail, i would like to remind you that you probably aren't even Ms. Cow.

And also be reminded that I am civilised enough to rant on my own blog instead of spamming in Ms. Cow 's blog.

If you are a really frigging nosey person that is really keen to find out who Ms. cow is, you might want to work with these facts that I have revealed thus far:

She's a girl obviously.

She has a blog, duh.

She is from my circle of friends.

If I like you, and feel that you can relate to me, and I trust you to keep it to yourself, I would tell you if you ask me.

Yet another reminder, please add me at my new email (ginanana.p@hotmail.com)

TYVM.

For easier reference, I shall name this person, Googly- eyed, Fat Cow.

In short, Cow.

But I suppose that this person doesn't really read my blog so if you read this, chances are, you aren't Cow.

Here I go.

Warning: This may contain some foul language.

Dear Cow,

Actually, it's not like you really offended me on purpose, since I'm just the type of person who gets offended at the small things that pile up.

It's not like I can talk these things out with you, since you'd probably bitch behind my back.

Not that I really care since you probably already bitch behind my back.

Also, I don't really want to get along with you, or become great, everlasting BFFS with you.

I think the only reason why I (or you) even bother to talk to you (or you to me) is that we are just in a common friend circle.

You could call that friends of convenience.

Yeah, we are like FOC. (Pun intended)

But, just so you know, when a friend (focs are still friends) SMSes you, you should at least sms back something or tell them you are busy.

You shouldn't just sms halfway and ignore the next sms.

Because its just damn obvious you still have your phone.

And we just hang around with each other because of our friend circle, isn't it?

When we talk, we just talk about shallow things that don't make any sense.

You don't even really make any effort to talk to me, just the common civilities.

When I see you, I just think

" bitch, bitch, bitch, i abhore you, i detest you, i am disgusted by you."

but I doubt you see it, since I'm a really good actor. (lol, like real)

I also know that you try to act smart but really, I think I'm a horrible person for this, but i seriously think you aren't that great, you aren't that smart, and in fact, you're just really dumb.

And also, when you use chim english, I would think to myself " you probably don't even know its actual definition"

If I could, I would like to ask you to promptly go and &$%# yourself.

But I can't do that, so out of the kindness of my heart, before i really ask you to do that, please go do something about yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Gina

Before you start flooding my inbox with hatemail, i would like to remind you that you probably aren't even Ms. Cow.

And also be reminded that I am civilised enough to rant on my own blog instead of spamming in Ms. Cow 's blog.

If you are a really frigging nosey person that is really keen to find out who Ms. cow is, you might want to work with these facts that I have revealed thus far:

She's a girl obviously.

She has a blog, duh.

She is from my circle of friends.

If I like you, and feel that you can relate to me, and I trust you to keep it to yourself, I would tell you if you ask me.

Yet another reminder, please add me at my new email (ginanana.p@hotmail.com)

TYVM.