Long time no blog.

came back from camp ignormous and i had great fun.

I tell you hor, i dont use good eng today hor. beware.

first day i go payalebar and like super sian cause super early like what the jelly mans?

so early for what. you go fly kite lar (talking to the air)

then like dumb like that, i sit van with vaneh.

then reach liao, register tak ejacket then like OMG? THE JACKET WHY LIKE THAT?

but it looks ok lah.

then go and follow vaneh like sheep baaahhhh.

then reach liao go sit i your colour tribe.

then i blur so anyhow sit.

then this girl was like. you green shark four? sit there.she is your grp ppl

then i like blur so i just sit. then i see the girl. (hannah)

then i like, wah, look quite pretty lor. confirm is pl one.

then later ppl start coming then must intro yourself.

then i see like, SADDED MY GRP NO SHUAI GE.

jkjk. then i intro myself like blur.

then the pretty girl was like HAI like super happy.

i was like ' siao bo? early morning so high for what?'

then this other girl (king) was also very friendly.

then i abit scared of them.

then later grp in three to intro more.

then hannah was like hitting caleb bag cause he dont say anything.

then she was like ' you ignore me? why you so quiet?'

then i shock dao. cause my image of pretty girl is ruined.

lols.

then actually intro liao i still dont know some ppl name cause they very soft.

then we go and sit bus and our grp was seperated.

the whole bus ride i sleep.

then like become friends with hannah abit.

when reach tiara was like HAVOC.

cause too many ppl. ppl mountain ppl sea. see already will headache.

then i was blur, and try to follow, cause hannah say i always MIA.

so i good girl, follow follow, then reach room liao i super happy.

cause our room like super tua (big) mans.

Then i took the single bed room so hannah was my roomie.

bernice and desiree share bed.

anyway if i continue to write everything, it will become like harry potter book, so i skip until meal time.

GOT SUPER ALOT OF FLIES CAN.

i chua tio cause the flies are like in your face.

then you must always wave taxi at your food or the fly will attack.

then the food like not too good not too bad.

can eat lor.

then first service was like abt letting God love you.

So i was like okaaaay. God, you can love me.

then i didnt go altar cause i dont know go altar for what.

so i just stand there and sing.

cause service was like 3h, my leg pain like anything cause i cant stand too long.

finally, go back room and shower. then eat then sleep. Yay.

second day i rmb got TAWG then we dance. then like very fun lalala.

then eat, then got workshop or sth.

it was evangelism workshop. then teach you how to talk to ppl and give you sense of urgency.

make me very inspire (lol cant stand my horrible singlish lawls) and then like ok must Go. Tell.

then happy happy go eat lunch.

then after that got IGNORMOUS A* SCHOOL. only top 1% of student can go.

then the principal is the Dick Tay. cause he is Dicktaytor. LAWL credit to brother kahfei

then i rmb first lesson is PE then we go into the pool super wet. then we wet wet go carpark.

learn french. un deux trois. then go music and visual art and got alot. then our butt got water, touch flour, become dough, then go sit the sand then like SUPER DIRTY.

then sower, go service.

service was abt God's call and gifts for us are irrevocable. he has a plan for us.

then actually altar call i abit blu and dreaming and thinking so i bo listen.

so i dont know call for what, so i just stand in my seat and sing. my legs also very pain.

then got might games, then we bid at auction for clues, then we go play then i got piggybacked super tiring. then run here and there, very tired.

then super twist of the day, third day wake up at 9am was like WHOOTS ROCKS MANS

then happy happy go sleep.

wake up like go eat. then i realised something.

our table GOT NO FLY. like omg cans?

every other table got flies. like 10 each table. then our table GOT NO FLY.

i was like rejoicing. God put barrier at the table then fly come will u turn. whoots.

then eat liao we got tabernacle experience i think?

then the worship super cool.

like very nice lor. then my leg pain until GOING TO BREAK like srsly.

then i was like GOD SAVE MY LEGS AHHHH. then after awhile not pain liao.

WHOOT. then i happy happy de worship.

then after that we go eat lunch. i was like HUH? we just eat breakfast seh.

then i realised we worshipped for 2.5 h liao.

so eat lunch then got NO FLY. i happy like anything. can you imagine?

then after that they make SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

tell us go do tawg in our rooms then go SLEEP UNTIL 5. it was like 12 at that time.

i chua tio sial. then its super slack larh!

then ppl scare me say we will service until 4am.

Service was about dicipleship. and following jesus.

in the end, we service liao then NOTHING HAPPEN. got super good supper nia.

then we happy go sleep. then i talk with hannah alot. btw she is like the ma tong, cause she open mouth close mouth is all abt her shit, then she never shit will get fat, then she worship and jump can feel the shit then like super lol. her image from pretty girl become ma tong lawls.

then last day everyone was like emo. then we pack bag go eat. then service. service is abt the great commandment and the great commission. then i got go altar then like very good queeling. then eat lunch (gt lasagne!) then take picture(?) then we go home.

then bus home was super high. cause we all doing those. how many meh meh jump over the wall? mutton chicken mutton chicken, throw up, come down, mutton or chicken. coffee tea coffee tea, coffee or tea? fuzzy wuzzy likes? then got super bo liao jokes. then eat milo powder. then talk and sleep and eat and play and take pics. then come home, i go eat dinner with vaneh and rents.

then we talk like go no tmr. then like super impacted. :D

kk, i raznt finish liao. tysm.

Long time no blog.

came back from camp ignormous and i had great fun.

I tell you hor, i dont use good eng today hor. beware.

first day i go payalebar and like super sian cause super early like what the jelly mans?

so early for what. you go fly kite lar (talking to the air)

then like dumb like that, i sit van with vaneh.

then reach liao, register tak ejacket then like OMG? THE JACKET WHY LIKE THAT?

but it looks ok lah.

then go and follow vaneh like sheep baaahhhh.

then reach liao go sit i your colour tribe.

then i blur so anyhow sit.

then this girl was like. you green shark four? sit there.she is your grp ppl

then i like blur so i just sit. then i see the girl. (hannah)

then i like, wah, look quite pretty lor. confirm is pl one.

then later ppl start coming then must intro yourself.

then i see like, SADDED MY GRP NO SHUAI GE.

jkjk. then i intro myself like blur.

then the pretty girl was like HAI like super happy.

i was like ' siao bo? early morning so high for what?'

then this other girl (king) was also very friendly.

then i abit scared of them.

then later grp in three to intro more.

then hannah was like hitting caleb bag cause he dont say anything.

then she was like ' you ignore me? why you so quiet?'

then i shock dao. cause my image of pretty girl is ruined.

lols.

then actually intro liao i still dont know some ppl name cause they very soft.

then we go and sit bus and our grp was seperated.

the whole bus ride i sleep.

then like become friends with hannah abit.

when reach tiara was like HAVOC.

cause too many ppl. ppl mountain ppl sea. see already will headache.

then i was blur, and try to follow, cause hannah say i always MIA.

so i good girl, follow follow, then reach room liao i super happy.

cause our room like super tua (big) mans.

Then i took the single bed room so hannah was my roomie.

bernice and desiree share bed.

anyway if i continue to write everything, it will become like harry potter book, so i skip until meal time.

GOT SUPER ALOT OF FLIES CAN.

i chua tio cause the flies are like in your face.

then you must always wave taxi at your food or the fly will attack.

then the food like not too good not too bad.

can eat lor.

then first service was like abt letting God love you.

So i was like okaaaay. God, you can love me.

then i didnt go altar cause i dont know go altar for what.

so i just stand there and sing.

cause service was like 3h, my leg pain like anything cause i cant stand too long.

finally, go back room and shower. then eat then sleep. Yay.

second day i rmb got TAWG then we dance. then like very fun lalala.

then eat, then got workshop or sth.

it was evangelism workshop. then teach you how to talk to ppl and give you sense of urgency.

make me very inspire (lol cant stand my horrible singlish lawls) and then like ok must Go. Tell.

then happy happy go eat lunch.

then after that got IGNORMOUS A* SCHOOL. only top 1% of student can go.

then the principal is the Dick Tay. cause he is Dicktaytor. LAWL credit to brother kahfei

then i rmb first lesson is PE then we go into the pool super wet. then we wet wet go carpark.

learn french. un deux trois. then go music and visual art and got alot. then our butt got water, touch flour, become dough, then go sit the sand then like SUPER DIRTY.

then sower, go service.

service was abt God's call and gifts for us are irrevocable. he has a plan for us.

then actually altar call i abit blu and dreaming and thinking so i bo listen.

so i dont know call for what, so i just stand in my seat and sing. my legs also very pain.

then got might games, then we bid at auction for clues, then we go play then i got piggybacked super tiring. then run here and there, very tired.

then super twist of the day, third day wake up at 9am was like WHOOTS ROCKS MANS

then happy happy go sleep.

wake up like go eat. then i realised something.

our table GOT NO FLY. like omg cans?

every other table got flies. like 10 each table. then our table GOT NO FLY.

i was like rejoicing. God put barrier at the table then fly come will u turn. whoots.

then eat liao we got tabernacle experience i think?

then the worship super cool.

like very nice lor. then my leg pain until GOING TO BREAK like srsly.

then i was like GOD SAVE MY LEGS AHHHH. then after awhile not pain liao.

WHOOT. then i happy happy de worship.

then after that we go eat lunch. i was like HUH? we just eat breakfast seh.

then i realised we worshipped for 2.5 h liao.

so eat lunch then got NO FLY. i happy like anything. can you imagine?

then after that they make SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

tell us go do tawg in our rooms then go SLEEP UNTIL 5. it was like 12 at that time.

i chua tio sial. then its super slack larh!

then ppl scare me say we will service until 4am.

Service was about dicipleship. and following jesus.

in the end, we service liao then NOTHING HAPPEN. got super good supper nia.

then we happy go sleep. then i talk with hannah alot. btw she is like the ma tong, cause she open mouth close mouth is all abt her shit, then she never shit will get fat, then she worship and jump can feel the shit then like super lol. her image from pretty girl become ma tong lawls.

then last day everyone was like emo. then we pack bag go eat. then service. service is abt the great commandment and the great commission. then i got go altar then like very good queeling. then eat lunch (gt lasagne!) then take picture(?) then we go home.

then bus home was super high. cause we all doing those. how many meh meh jump over the wall? mutton chicken mutton chicken, throw up, come down, mutton or chicken. coffee tea coffee tea, coffee or tea? fuzzy wuzzy likes? then got super bo liao jokes. then eat milo powder. then talk and sleep and eat and play and take pics. then come home, i go eat dinner with vaneh and rents.

then we talk like go no tmr. then like super impacted. :D

kk, i raznt finish liao. tysm.