Monday, June 8, 2009
10:53 PM ● Randomness at max.

Today i woke up, ate my breakfast and then drank my milo.
When I was staring at the packet, I suddenyl got a random idea of a love story.
Yes, its a love story.
4 years of anime and manga has resulted in my making up of love stories whenever and wherever.
So you must be thinking " what the hell!? how do you make up a love story while staring at a milo packet?"
Yes, I can do that thanks to my ownage of lovey dovey storylines.
Now, if you notice, milo packets all have the wonderful face of the national paddler PANG XUE JIE from Singapore Sports School, and there is one of him holding a milo packet and the other side has him playing table tennis. Yes, I have memorised it to the point i can draw him out if you want. Actually I have never been to SSS so forgive me if i get anything wrong.

So the story goes like, Once upon a time, there lived an ordinary girl called (whatever) XOXO. She was completely ordinary just you and me. One day, she looks at the milo packet, the side of PXJ playing table tennis, and she FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM.
Yes, its the typical cliche LAFS thing. She blushes while looking at it then she makes the great decision of following in his footsteps and etc..... so forward 2 years, she is currently in Singapore sport school and then she is sth like sec 1 right?
But she play tennis btw, because tennis skirts are all cute. It has to be that skirt.
So wearing that flimsy tennis skirt, she walks around the school then she sees PXJ then she blushes (sorry, its a manga moment, just let me do the cliche thing) and then she stutters and she bumps into something and she trips and she FALLS INTO THE ARMS OF PXJ (yes, its ultimate cliche moment, please shiver with disgust) So now she totally turns red then he does the hahaha, lol, thing and gives a idiotic i-am-the-most-popular-guy-in-the-whole-world smile and leaves poor XOXO by herself stuttering. (of course at this point we need an antagonist) So then this bitchy lady called (omg how!?) Supergaga (omg so sorry) comes up to her and tells her in the i-am-the-bitchiest-girl-in-the-world-so-dont-mess-with-me voice " PXJ is mine you BIATCH, GET LOST!!!" then Supergaga (LOL) claws XOXO in her face and runs after the ohh-so-cool PXJ. (Yeah, this story is going no where) XOXO, sitting on the floor in defeat, touches her clawed face and cries, thinking " Ohh, PXJ is taken, i have no chances anymore! All my effort has gone to waste!" *wallow in despair moment* (Now, PXJ needs a competitor) Then walks in (think fast!) UltimateHero (OMG this is sounding like RPG ok...) and he is the second most popular guy after PXJ and he does tennis also. So UltimateHero comes up to her and gives his dashing i-am-the-nice-guy-so-fall-in-love-with-me smile and helps her up, cleans her fsce for her, comfort her, teach her tennis and ultimately, UltimateHero (sorry, i just had to make that pun) confeses to XOXO and then XOXO, being the naive, innocent and pure female lead like all shoujo mangas, is very confused and she doesnt know what to do. PXJ not wanting to lose a loyal fan, goes to her and forcefully gives the i-am-the-bad-male-lead-so-you-cant-leave-me kiss and then XOXO is, again, completely smitten by his kiss and she rejects UltimateHero outright. She decides to aim for the top in the tennis world and continue chasing after PXJ.

-THE END -

Sorry, I just wasted 10 minutes of your precious life with this horribly meaningless story of XOXO, PXJ, UltimateHero and SuperGaga. But hey, i just thought of it in the morning (actually 11am) while drinking milo, so you cant blame me.

Just in case PXJ is a complete narcssist and tries to google his name and my completely lame post shows up, this is to say SORRY for ruining your name and etc. but i think that it must be really cool to be on every milo packet. Do you get like, lifetime supply of milo?

Ok, that is it for my random post, thank you very much for tuning in :D
Have a nice day!

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )