Tuesday, May 5, 2009
3:13 AM ● Hurrah!

 I have successfully survived the Chinese Exams. I didn't have enough time to complete the paper 2 because i took such a damn long time to read the damn long close passage and the goddamned five passages. All of them are so friggin hard to understand ok...

I seriously hope that i will pass. I already lost like 18 marks and considering my hopelessness at close passage, i think another ten marks will be taken away, then my uselessness at comprehension will leave me around 70 marks to work with. Please, God, ninja, or tacos, let me pass!!!

Then after paper 2 was paper 1. I think i did ok, for my sad, sad level, that is.

Then Joelle was going with Enru and friends to study, Vanessa was at General Office taking papers because of her temperature and Eunice's father came to fetch so I went home by myself...

Then after I got home, I ate KFC with my big bro and came to play com(: If anybody is actually curious about what i do, I Plurk, play Pet Society and Restaurant City on Facebook, do quizzes and read stries on Quizilla and today, I went to check out FictionPress. 

All of a sudden, I remembered about the Travel Declaration Form and then i panicked because I couldn't find it. (i dont think i got it in the first place, idiot Weitek...) then as a last desperate attempt, I went to Google and searched " Travel Declaration Form" in the pages from Singapore and ACS website had it. Lol! I danced around my house for about 2 minutes.

Then I chatted with PeiLing for awhile, talking about her blog and SeeToh ShengYang's. And for some reason I became the Prophet of Heaven, so all of you sad, little mortals shall bow down to MOI. lol, just kidding...

So I am very very active in Pet society nowadays. I have re kinder joy. wait, sorry. i have rekindled the burning passion of visiting random people, hugging them, and moving my mouse up and down a pet to scrub it clean. Give me presents PL0X.

I also just visited the class forum. I know it has been MANY MONTHS since, but because i have such a bad memory (i forgot Distinction book 4 times, jianbao 3 times, travel form 2 times, history textbook 2 times, geog textbook 3 times, geog workbook 2 times, reading log 3 times and countless other stuff), it took me roughly 2-3 months to remember :D 
I should be praised for having such amazing long-term memory.
 I still remember my father said 'three vegetables' when he meant 'three bottles' when i was 5 years old and sleeping over in my parents' room. 
and i remember what vanessa and her friend said about the bridge diagram when Eunice and I went to her church service. 
I only can't remember names. I AM SO SORRY IF I EVER FORGOT YOUR NAME.

So anyway, i want to tell the world about Mint Ice Cream. Whoever created Mint Ice Cream must have been a horrible, shrewd, mousy, evil old man who wants to destroy an innocent kid's most treasured treat. 
Mint itself is a horrible failure of a candy. 
Do you know how it was invented? Little Sally walked into the woods and found a plant. She took the plant home, grinded the poor little plant and made it into a pill. The horrible, shrewd, mousy, evil old man saw a business opportunity in the form of a disgusting candy and mass produced it. He then added it into poor Little Sally's Ice cream and he saw another business opportunity in the form of a failed Ice cream. 
I mean, come on! DURIAN ICE CREAM TASTES BETTER THAN MINT ANY DAY.
I cannot even fathom innocent, little, unsuspecting children licking the horrible abomination and then turning into something like the horrible, shrewd, mousy, evil old man. 
Yes, that is how they got corrupted. 
They licked a MINT ICE CREAM.
The World Health Organisation should raise the alert level of mint ice cream to a level 6. That is how dangerous it is. 
And it is also the cause of global warming and the recession, because corrupted children turned evil and didnt care about the world anymore. 
I cannot begin to see why people would favor mint ice cream over vanilla. 
I mean seriously! 
Vanilla was created by a kind, sweet, wrinkly old uncle whose dying wish was to see all the innocent children holding a cone of cooling treat, faces smiling widely and he never wanted to make money! Not like the horrible, shrewd, mousy, evil old man.
Ok, i know it has totally no basis to it, but i am just being evil and biased because i was corrupted by the stupid mint ice cream that is why i am being such an exteme arse.

So i hope you realise with my warning that mint ice cream is hazardous and please don't ever feed it to your parents, siblings, child, pet or wild animal, even if your life depended on it. Because that poor thing that was fed mint ice cream will just turn EVEN MORE EVIL! Kekekekekekekekekeke!

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )