Wednesday, November 12, 2008
12:20 AM ● Quoting the typical Singapore teen, 'I emo liao...'

Seriously, i think i have some sort of problem because no one EVER listens to me.
Even after i scream out colourful words.
Is it because i ate glass growing up?
I highly doubt so.
So because I am such a nice kid,
I decided to respond to this cruel act of you humans by listening to YOU!
(See, i told you i'm nice)
So I shall listen to the few of you who actually care about me and told me to update my blog.
So there, this is my damn post. I hope you read it, enjoy it and go and eat potato chips.
...Wait that's not logical. Anyway just go away ( don't i sound so emo? )
And I also listened to Joelle who told me to finish the god damned book.
Yes, the book Peiling Vanessa Joelle and I have to write in.
I completed it and since i am such a good kid,
I went the extra mile to try and find a picture for my character.
I also listened to the same few of you who care and tried to do my homework,
even tho so far i only chose and cut out the newspaper articles.
And complete the compo and letter.

I really wonder why is it that people don't listen to me.
At the star camp the whole team didnt listen to me say that there was a bloodstain under the sofa and that was the vital clue to the whole thing. ( i bet you dont get it. and you must be thinking that i hold alot of grudges)
When i tell my parents we are going the wrong way, they only realised it 10 minutes later, which caused us to have to take a detour.
And these are the only two times where i was severely angry.
You have no idea how many times it has happened.
Its either no one listens or they dont understand.
Today, I told my parents 'sitting like this is comfortable' and they heard 'sitting in the old car is comfortable' and they started saying they wouldn't buy the car.
( i bet you don't understand. its ok. just take note that sitting in a certain position and sitting in a certain place are really different)
Right now I think i know how the emo people of this land feel.
Its no wonder they are so withdrawn.
I still don't get why they cut themselves tho.
I would rather run after the people with the penknife. Kekekekeke.
Fear Me.
I almost wanted to scrub the toilet bowl with my brother's toothbrush once, so Fear Me.
(only reason i couldn't is that i couldn't differentiate my big brother's from my second brother's)

Here's something entertaining for you losers who have nothing better to do but read my blog. Takne from Dave's Daily

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 minutes

(Important: Read Out Loud)

English Phrase / Chinese Translation

1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat
9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim
10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King
12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo
14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka
15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. "Great"......................... Su Pah
17. "I got this for free"......................... Ai No Pei

Time for Christmas soon. Anybody has free turkey?
Here's something to switch to in the middle of the boring caroling.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist's Jingle Bombs

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
[it’s not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…
I KILL YOUOUOU!

For the damned Twilight fans. Tho i don't really get it.

dashin' thru the rain, gotta get to class,
Tyler is a pain, gonna kick his ass!
edward is so hot, he sparkles in the sun,
the vultori is hungry so i guess i gotta run!
OH! trip n' fall, trip n' fall, face down on the floor,
my gimpyness has never been so helpful much before!
trip n' fall, trip n' fall, landing with a BOOM!
now i'm in the hospital in the emergency room!

Now since we are on the subject of twilight, i shall make a long rant.
( Yes i'm gonna make this so long, no one's gonna ask me to post for another 2 months. )
Why the hell you you people like Twilight this much?
I mean, I think it's been out for quite long already but just that no one wants to read, then all of a sudden all of the people are crazy over it. Is there any logic? I think this is because a few of the people read and others wanting to be 'in' start reading and even tho they don't really get it, they still give it good reviews.

And what's with you people wanting to be vampires?
You are Human. I repeat. You are Human. And so just deal with it.
Stop masturbating over getting bitten by a vampire.
And not all vampires are extremely hot and sparkle in the sun. And vampires thirst for blood, more than anything else. Dracula anyone?
And if you are born ugly, I highly doubt any vampire would even take a second glance, because that is how subjective beauty is.
Forget what your mother told you about inner beauty.
And not to mention, if there were any tall, dark, handsome, cute, kind vampire, they would fall in love with a tall, fair, pretty, cute, kind vampire/human instead of YOU.
And that refers to you, fangirls, who hyperventilate if your Twilight collection is confiscated.
And if you still haven't noticed, female leads in (most) mangas, (most) asian dramas, (most) animes and also in twilight are naive, cute, pretty, oblivious to darkness and makes people like them because they are so purehearted.
And right now, i haven't seen anyone like that. And i doubt you fangirls are that pure.
Because in (most) mangas, (most) asian dramas, (most) animes and also in twilight, the female leads do not obsess over a series of fictional books about vampires. So deal with it.
I haven't even gotten to the story yet, have I?
Don't you notice that this story is just as cliche as the next?
Male lead is perfect, female lead is lacking but pure.
Male keeps saving female, female falls in love, male starts to fall in love, and becomes protective. Other characters start to fall in love or appear and threaten their happiness.
They either misunderstand or fight, but make up and get over it. The end.
And sparkling in the sun is not cool. and neither is it good.
So when people go "oh, i sparkle in the sun, are you going to avoid me now?'
You don't go 'sparkling is so cute, you are so cool.'
That is just SO WRONG.
and if you have 'skin like marble' you would be a freaking DEAD PERSON.
And he becomes a drowned corpse if he doesnt drink blood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And IMHO, i don't think edward is all that great. He looks alittle creepy if anything infact.
So there, i am one of the anti-fans, so attack me and spam me all you want. I can deal with it(:

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )