Thursday, October 2, 2008
11:21 PM ● Ransom Letter.

So here I am, typing this out.
Today was Math and History and I HOPE i fared pretty well for it,
just hope to get an A for history. High expectations. Tsk tsk.
I went to MacDonald's with Vanessa and Eunice after the tests
and we 'brewed' up a horrible concoction that we planned to give bengkoon and kaiyuan.
in the end, we kept passing the horrible thing between the camps.
I got so frustrated that in the end I just poured it all over BengKoon's tray.
Being the good civilians, we disposed of the wretched mixtures all over our tray.
Then, Vanessa, not contented with BengKoon throwing the napkin in her face,
went and tickled him and she spread tomato sauce on his neck XD
I just grabbed coke and poured it on KaiYuan's tray,
which i must say, I feel guilty for, because he was completely innocent.
I will gladly refund him anytime(:

I just want to tell the whole world - or anyone who even reads this in the first place - that BengKoon is one of the most Ungentlemanly and Inhumane Boy/Girl that I have ever met.
Possibly the one and only.
He not only throws things at girls,
he also runs with both napkins in his hands and runs like a chicken. Or a eunuch.
A sissy(or any obscure creature for that matter) who runs, talks, laughs or even remotely behaves like him should be put to sleep, or for the more...sadistic, they should be cruxified and then kept conscious so that they will feel the sensation of pain running through their veins at every aching second.
That will surely free every living creature(not of his kind) of all evil and soon all will attain nirvana. XD

Should we feel like, we would keep a few of his kind, domesticate them
and torture them to save us from our mundane lifestyle and aching stress of exams.

I also want to say that, Poor you, BengKoon, getting reprimanded by your girlf. I seriously doubt her taste and I see no reason why she likes you. So revel in your own self-pity!
And thus, I wish every well and BengKoon to cease breathing.

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )