there ya go!

For easier reference, I shall name this person, Googly- eyed, Fat Cow.

In short, Cow.

But I suppose that this person doesn't really read my blog so if you read this, chances are, you aren't Cow.

Here I go.

Warning: This may contain some foul language.

Dear Cow,

Actually, it's not like you really offended me on purpose, since I'm just the type of person who gets offended at the small things that pile up.

It's not like I can talk these things out with you, since you'd probably bitch behind my back.

Not that I really care since you probably already bitch behind my back.

Also, I don't really want to get along with you, or become great, everlasting BFFS with you.

I think the only reason why I (or you) even bother to talk to you (or you to me) is that we are just in a common friend circle.

You could call that friends of convenience.

Yeah, we are like FOC. (Pun intended)

But, just so you know, when a friend (focs are still friends) SMSes you, you should at least sms back something or tell them you are busy.

You shouldn't just sms halfway and ignore the next sms.

Because its just damn obvious you still have your phone.

And we just hang around with each other because of our friend circle, isn't it?

When we talk, we just talk about shallow things that don't make any sense.

You don't even really make any effort to talk to me, just the common civilities.

When I see you, I just think

" bitch, bitch, bitch, i abhore you, i detest you, i am disgusted by you."

but I doubt you see it, since I'm a really good actor. (lol, like real)

I also know that you try to act smart but really, I think I'm a horrible person for this, but i seriously think you aren't that great, you aren't that smart, and in fact, you're just really dumb.

And also, when you use chim english, I would think to myself " you probably don't even know its actual definition"

If I could, I would like to ask you to promptly go and &$%# yourself.

But I can't do that, so out of the kindness of my heart, before i really ask you to do that, please go do something about yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Gina

Before you start flooding my inbox with hatemail, i would like to remind you that you probably aren't even Ms. Cow.

And also be reminded that I am civilised enough to rant on my own blog instead of spamming in Ms. Cow 's blog.

If you are a really frigging nosey person that is really keen to find out who Ms. cow is, you might want to work with these facts that I have revealed thus far:

She's a girl obviously.

She has a blog, duh.

She is from my circle of friends.

If I like you, and feel that you can relate to me, and I trust you to keep it to yourself, I would tell you if you ask me.

Yet another reminder, please add me at my new email (ginanana.p@hotmail.com)

TYVM.

I'm feeling better today.

I am not suffering from Attack of the Flying Linear Underwear (FLU) anymore.

And i had a class test today which completely SARKS. I think i failed.

Not like i studied. Heh.

And also, Mr Tham the beloved principle gave ANOTHER speech today.

Talking about the spirit of excellence and how education is the cultivation of habits.

Doesn't he remind you guys of a pastor? like seriously?

And i tried adding him on Facebook. lol.

just so you know, my class isn't blehh anymore. its gotten more classy (pun intended).

i know everyone's names :D

and there's only one person i currently don't like, due to some SPAMMER ISSUE on evelyn's blog.

i bet everyone would know who is that.

i honestly don't have anything personal, just about the spamming issue.

wishing everyone a good week ahead,

GINA

Not saying that all of you 3-3 people are HORRIBLE AND HAVE NO LIFE AND SHOULD JUST DIE or whatever evil thing.

I'm just saying that there is really no friendliness between the people from different classes.

I think i spoke about 2 sentences to the person sitting beside me today.

And that person probably only replied about 10 words at max.

And then teacher make us nominate monitor and monitress.

LIKE, we don't even know everyone vote what vote sia???

Then like go to sch super boring cause just watch teacher's videos, do survey, settle class com and listen to teacher talk and scold and talk.

LIKE A BIT POINTLESS CAN?

I WAKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING FOR THIS???

And even recess isn't that fun because SEC ONES ARE TERRORISING MY RECESS.

I HAVE NO PLACE TO SIT.

They better not make Sec 3 and Sec 1 have recess together.

Or i will be a total bully and cut all their queues.

It's only acceptable for us to have recess with Sec 4 and 5.

If not i forever don't go recess liao.

And is like they all so small, you would think you were in a primary sch.

Walk up about 6 flights of stairs to get to classroom some more.

It might seem impossible, but I am looking forward to Chinese lesson.

Cause Joelle, Vanessa and Jillian are there ;D

Likez, Yay!

FINALLY. If the teacher don;t let me sit near them, I will totally guai lan mans.

I know i sound so gangsta today, but i'm just in a super bad mood since I lost my wallet ytd.

A good day to all, farewell (:

Then I reach liao was like 'Oh! Got Junction8 lei! Junction8 at Bishan one meh?'

Then i tried to find my pink bag at BHG but gave up cause i lost.

Then i randomly walk around then after that buy Big Gulp and saw Lewis and Gerald.

Then wait and wait for ppl come then bussssssssss to the prawn fishing place.

Then there like super smelly and got alot of flies can???

But I was very entertained by the cute cats and dogs around :3

The cat was eating prawns, so cute :D

Then we start fishing once everyone arrived.

Then rent rod liao i anyhow fish.

Wait and wait and wait then I FINALLY CATCH PRAWN.

Wah like abit frieaky cause Pierre The Prawn was wriggling about but like shiok sial.

Pierre was crippled btw.

After catching Pierre, I was enlightened!!! It felt like nirvana or sth.

Then i super motivated to catch prawn.

But in the end the Perry always bite but run away, make me very pek chek.

So in the end, I only caught Pierre the Crippled Prawn.

Then Go to King Rache house.

Then use the pan and grill(?) food.

Then super oily but very fun.

Then make alot of eggs.

Then play abit of cards but gtg so trained back.

Super tired nowssss.

Have a good life(:

Fuzzy Wuzzy likes Pierre and Perry but doesn't like Prawn

Long time no blog.

came back from camp ignormous and i had great fun.

I tell you hor, i dont use good eng today hor. beware.

first day i go payalebar and like super sian cause super early like what the jelly mans?

so early for what. you go fly kite lar (talking to the air)

then like dumb like that, i sit van with vaneh.

then reach liao, register tak ejacket then like OMG? THE JACKET WHY LIKE THAT?

but it looks ok lah.

then go and follow vaneh like sheep baaahhhh.

then reach liao go sit i your colour tribe.

then i blur so anyhow sit.

then this girl was like. you green shark four? sit there.she is your grp ppl

then i like blur so i just sit. then i see the girl. (hannah)

then i like, wah, look quite pretty lor. confirm is pl one.

then later ppl start coming then must intro yourself.

then i see like, SADDED MY GRP NO SHUAI GE.

jkjk. then i intro myself like blur.

then the pretty girl was like HAI like super happy.

i was like ' siao bo? early morning so high for what?'

then this other girl (king) was also very friendly.

then i abit scared of them.

then later grp in three to intro more.

then hannah was like hitting caleb bag cause he dont say anything.

then she was like ' you ignore me? why you so quiet?'

then i shock dao. cause my image of pretty girl is ruined.

lols.

then actually intro liao i still dont know some ppl name cause they very soft.

then we go and sit bus and our grp was seperated.

the whole bus ride i sleep.

then like become friends with hannah abit.

when reach tiara was like HAVOC.

cause too many ppl. ppl mountain ppl sea. see already will headache.

then i was blur, and try to follow, cause hannah say i always MIA.

so i good girl, follow follow, then reach room liao i super happy.

cause our room like super tua (big) mans.

Then i took the single bed room so hannah was my roomie.

bernice and desiree share bed.

anyway if i continue to write everything, it will become like harry potter book, so i skip until meal time.

GOT SUPER ALOT OF FLIES CAN.

i chua tio cause the flies are like in your face.

then you must always wave taxi at your food or the fly will attack.

then the food like not too good not too bad.

can eat lor.

then first service was like abt letting God love you.

So i was like okaaaay. God, you can love me.

then i didnt go altar cause i dont know go altar for what.

so i just stand there and sing.

cause service was like 3h, my leg pain like anything cause i cant stand too long.

finally, go back room and shower. then eat then sleep. Yay.

second day i rmb got TAWG then we dance. then like very fun lalala.

then eat, then got workshop or sth.

it was evangelism workshop. then teach you how to talk to ppl and give you sense of urgency.

make me very inspire (lol cant stand my horrible singlish lawls) and then like ok must Go. Tell.

then happy happy go eat lunch.

then after that got IGNORMOUS A* SCHOOL. only top 1% of student can go.

then the principal is the Dick Tay. cause he is Dicktaytor. LAWL credit to brother kahfei

then i rmb first lesson is PE then we go into the pool super wet. then we wet wet go carpark.

learn french. un deux trois. then go music and visual art and got alot. then our butt got water, touch flour, become dough, then go sit the sand then like SUPER DIRTY.

then sower, go service.

service was abt God's call and gifts for us are irrevocable. he has a plan for us.

then actually altar call i abit blu and dreaming and thinking so i bo listen.

so i dont know call for what, so i just stand in my seat and sing. my legs also very pain.

then got might games, then we bid at auction for clues, then we go play then i got piggybacked super tiring. then run here and there, very tired.

then super twist of the day, third day wake up at 9am was like WHOOTS ROCKS MANS

then happy happy go sleep.

wake up like go eat. then i realised something.

our table GOT NO FLY. like omg cans?

every other table got flies. like 10 each table. then our table GOT NO FLY.

i was like rejoicing. God put barrier at the table then fly come will u turn. whoots.

then eat liao we got tabernacle experience i think?

then the worship super cool.

like very nice lor. then my leg pain until GOING TO BREAK like srsly.

then i was like GOD SAVE MY LEGS AHHHH. then after awhile not pain liao.

WHOOT. then i happy happy de worship.

then after that we go eat lunch. i was like HUH? we just eat breakfast seh.

then i realised we worshipped for 2.5 h liao.

so eat lunch then got NO FLY. i happy like anything. can you imagine?

then after that they make SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

tell us go do tawg in our rooms then go SLEEP UNTIL 5. it was like 12 at that time.

i chua tio sial. then its super slack larh!

then ppl scare me say we will service until 4am.

Service was about dicipleship. and following jesus.

in the end, we service liao then NOTHING HAPPEN. got super good supper nia.

then we happy go sleep. then i talk with hannah alot. btw she is like the ma tong, cause she open mouth close mouth is all abt her shit, then she never shit will get fat, then she worship and jump can feel the shit then like super lol. her image from pretty girl become ma tong lawls.

then last day everyone was like emo. then we pack bag go eat. then service. service is abt the great commandment and the great commission. then i got go altar then like very good queeling. then eat lunch (gt lasagne!) then take picture(?) then we go home.

then bus home was super high. cause we all doing those. how many meh meh jump over the wall? mutton chicken mutton chicken, throw up, come down, mutton or chicken. coffee tea coffee tea, coffee or tea? fuzzy wuzzy likes? then got super bo liao jokes. then eat milo powder. then talk and sleep and eat and play and take pics. then come home, i go eat dinner with vaneh and rents.

then we talk like go no tmr. then like super impacted. :D

kk, i raznt finish liao. tysm.

there ya go!

For easier reference, I shall name this person, Googly- eyed, Fat Cow.

In short, Cow.

But I suppose that this person doesn't really read my blog so if you read this, chances are, you aren't Cow.

Here I go.

Warning: This may contain some foul language.

Dear Cow,

Actually, it's not like you really offended me on purpose, since I'm just the type of person who gets offended at the small things that pile up.

It's not like I can talk these things out with you, since you'd probably bitch behind my back.

Not that I really care since you probably already bitch behind my back.

Also, I don't really want to get along with you, or become great, everlasting BFFS with you.

I think the only reason why I (or you) even bother to talk to you (or you to me) is that we are just in a common friend circle.

You could call that friends of convenience.

Yeah, we are like FOC. (Pun intended)

But, just so you know, when a friend (focs are still friends) SMSes you, you should at least sms back something or tell them you are busy.

You shouldn't just sms halfway and ignore the next sms.

Because its just damn obvious you still have your phone.

And we just hang around with each other because of our friend circle, isn't it?

When we talk, we just talk about shallow things that don't make any sense.

You don't even really make any effort to talk to me, just the common civilities.

When I see you, I just think

" bitch, bitch, bitch, i abhore you, i detest you, i am disgusted by you."

but I doubt you see it, since I'm a really good actor. (lol, like real)

I also know that you try to act smart but really, I think I'm a horrible person for this, but i seriously think you aren't that great, you aren't that smart, and in fact, you're just really dumb.

And also, when you use chim english, I would think to myself " you probably don't even know its actual definition"

If I could, I would like to ask you to promptly go and &$%# yourself.

But I can't do that, so out of the kindness of my heart, before i really ask you to do that, please go do something about yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Gina

Before you start flooding my inbox with hatemail, i would like to remind you that you probably aren't even Ms. Cow.

And also be reminded that I am civilised enough to rant on my own blog instead of spamming in Ms. Cow 's blog.

If you are a really frigging nosey person that is really keen to find out who Ms. cow is, you might want to work with these facts that I have revealed thus far:

She's a girl obviously.

She has a blog, duh.

She is from my circle of friends.

If I like you, and feel that you can relate to me, and I trust you to keep it to yourself, I would tell you if you ask me.

Yet another reminder, please add me at my new email (ginanana.p@hotmail.com)

TYVM.

I'm feeling better today.

I am not suffering from Attack of the Flying Linear Underwear (FLU) anymore.

And i had a class test today which completely SARKS. I think i failed.

Not like i studied. Heh.

And also, Mr Tham the beloved principle gave ANOTHER speech today.

Talking about the spirit of excellence and how education is the cultivation of habits.

Doesn't he remind you guys of a pastor? like seriously?

And i tried adding him on Facebook. lol.

just so you know, my class isn't blehh anymore. its gotten more classy (pun intended).

i know everyone's names :D

and there's only one person i currently don't like, due to some SPAMMER ISSUE on evelyn's blog.

i bet everyone would know who is that.

i honestly don't have anything personal, just about the spamming issue.

wishing everyone a good week ahead,

GINA

Not saying that all of you 3-3 people are HORRIBLE AND HAVE NO LIFE AND SHOULD JUST DIE or whatever evil thing.

I'm just saying that there is really no friendliness between the people from different classes.

I think i spoke about 2 sentences to the person sitting beside me today.

And that person probably only replied about 10 words at max.

And then teacher make us nominate monitor and monitress.

LIKE, we don't even know everyone vote what vote sia???

Then like go to sch super boring cause just watch teacher's videos, do survey, settle class com and listen to teacher talk and scold and talk.

LIKE A BIT POINTLESS CAN?

I WAKE UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING FOR THIS???

And even recess isn't that fun because SEC ONES ARE TERRORISING MY RECESS.

I HAVE NO PLACE TO SIT.

They better not make Sec 3 and Sec 1 have recess together.

Or i will be a total bully and cut all their queues.

It's only acceptable for us to have recess with Sec 4 and 5.

If not i forever don't go recess liao.

And is like they all so small, you would think you were in a primary sch.

Walk up about 6 flights of stairs to get to classroom some more.

It might seem impossible, but I am looking forward to Chinese lesson.

Cause Joelle, Vanessa and Jillian are there ;D

Likez, Yay!

FINALLY. If the teacher don;t let me sit near them, I will totally guai lan mans.

I know i sound so gangsta today, but i'm just in a super bad mood since I lost my wallet ytd.

A good day to all, farewell (:

Then I reach liao was like 'Oh! Got Junction8 lei! Junction8 at Bishan one meh?'

Then i tried to find my pink bag at BHG but gave up cause i lost.

Then i randomly walk around then after that buy Big Gulp and saw Lewis and Gerald.

Then wait and wait for ppl come then bussssssssss to the prawn fishing place.

Then there like super smelly and got alot of flies can???

But I was very entertained by the cute cats and dogs around :3

The cat was eating prawns, so cute :D

Then we start fishing once everyone arrived.

Then rent rod liao i anyhow fish.

Wait and wait and wait then I FINALLY CATCH PRAWN.

Wah like abit frieaky cause Pierre The Prawn was wriggling about but like shiok sial.

Pierre was crippled btw.

After catching Pierre, I was enlightened!!! It felt like nirvana or sth.

Then i super motivated to catch prawn.

But in the end the Perry always bite but run away, make me very pek chek.

So in the end, I only caught Pierre the Crippled Prawn.

Then Go to King Rache house.

Then use the pan and grill(?) food.

Then super oily but very fun.

Then make alot of eggs.

Then play abit of cards but gtg so trained back.

Super tired nowssss.

Have a good life(:

Fuzzy Wuzzy likes Pierre and Perry but doesn't like Prawn

Long time no blog.

came back from camp ignormous and i had great fun.

I tell you hor, i dont use good eng today hor. beware.

first day i go payalebar and like super sian cause super early like what the jelly mans?

so early for what. you go fly kite lar (talking to the air)

then like dumb like that, i sit van with vaneh.

then reach liao, register tak ejacket then like OMG? THE JACKET WHY LIKE THAT?

but it looks ok lah.

then go and follow vaneh like sheep baaahhhh.

then reach liao go sit i your colour tribe.

then i blur so anyhow sit.

then this girl was like. you green shark four? sit there.she is your grp ppl

then i like blur so i just sit. then i see the girl. (hannah)

then i like, wah, look quite pretty lor. confirm is pl one.

then later ppl start coming then must intro yourself.

then i see like, SADDED MY GRP NO SHUAI GE.

jkjk. then i intro myself like blur.

then the pretty girl was like HAI like super happy.

i was like ' siao bo? early morning so high for what?'

then this other girl (king) was also very friendly.

then i abit scared of them.

then later grp in three to intro more.

then hannah was like hitting caleb bag cause he dont say anything.

then she was like ' you ignore me? why you so quiet?'

then i shock dao. cause my image of pretty girl is ruined.

lols.

then actually intro liao i still dont know some ppl name cause they very soft.

then we go and sit bus and our grp was seperated.

the whole bus ride i sleep.

then like become friends with hannah abit.

when reach tiara was like HAVOC.

cause too many ppl. ppl mountain ppl sea. see already will headache.

then i was blur, and try to follow, cause hannah say i always MIA.

so i good girl, follow follow, then reach room liao i super happy.

cause our room like super tua (big) mans.

Then i took the single bed room so hannah was my roomie.

bernice and desiree share bed.

anyway if i continue to write everything, it will become like harry potter book, so i skip until meal time.

GOT SUPER ALOT OF FLIES CAN.

i chua tio cause the flies are like in your face.

then you must always wave taxi at your food or the fly will attack.

then the food like not too good not too bad.

can eat lor.

then first service was like abt letting God love you.

So i was like okaaaay. God, you can love me.

then i didnt go altar cause i dont know go altar for what.

so i just stand there and sing.

cause service was like 3h, my leg pain like anything cause i cant stand too long.

finally, go back room and shower. then eat then sleep. Yay.

second day i rmb got TAWG then we dance. then like very fun lalala.

then eat, then got workshop or sth.

it was evangelism workshop. then teach you how to talk to ppl and give you sense of urgency.

make me very inspire (lol cant stand my horrible singlish lawls) and then like ok must Go. Tell.

then happy happy go eat lunch.

then after that got IGNORMOUS A* SCHOOL. only top 1% of student can go.

then the principal is the Dick Tay. cause he is Dicktaytor. LAWL credit to brother kahfei

then i rmb first lesson is PE then we go into the pool super wet. then we wet wet go carpark.

learn french. un deux trois. then go music and visual art and got alot. then our butt got water, touch flour, become dough, then go sit the sand then like SUPER DIRTY.

then sower, go service.

service was abt God's call and gifts for us are irrevocable. he has a plan for us.

then actually altar call i abit blu and dreaming and thinking so i bo listen.

so i dont know call for what, so i just stand in my seat and sing. my legs also very pain.

then got might games, then we bid at auction for clues, then we go play then i got piggybacked super tiring. then run here and there, very tired.

then super twist of the day, third day wake up at 9am was like WHOOTS ROCKS MANS

then happy happy go sleep.

wake up like go eat. then i realised something.

our table GOT NO FLY. like omg cans?

every other table got flies. like 10 each table. then our table GOT NO FLY.

i was like rejoicing. God put barrier at the table then fly come will u turn. whoots.

then eat liao we got tabernacle experience i think?

then the worship super cool.

like very nice lor. then my leg pain until GOING TO BREAK like srsly.

then i was like GOD SAVE MY LEGS AHHHH. then after awhile not pain liao.

WHOOT. then i happy happy de worship.

then after that we go eat lunch. i was like HUH? we just eat breakfast seh.

then i realised we worshipped for 2.5 h liao.

so eat lunch then got NO FLY. i happy like anything. can you imagine?

then after that they make SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT.

tell us go do tawg in our rooms then go SLEEP UNTIL 5. it was like 12 at that time.

i chua tio sial. then its super slack larh!

then ppl scare me say we will service until 4am.

Service was about dicipleship. and following jesus.

in the end, we service liao then NOTHING HAPPEN. got super good supper nia.

then we happy go sleep. then i talk with hannah alot. btw she is like the ma tong, cause she open mouth close mouth is all abt her shit, then she never shit will get fat, then she worship and jump can feel the shit then like super lol. her image from pretty girl become ma tong lawls.

then last day everyone was like emo. then we pack bag go eat. then service. service is abt the great commandment and the great commission. then i got go altar then like very good queeling. then eat lunch (gt lasagne!) then take picture(?) then we go home.

then bus home was super high. cause we all doing those. how many meh meh jump over the wall? mutton chicken mutton chicken, throw up, come down, mutton or chicken. coffee tea coffee tea, coffee or tea? fuzzy wuzzy likes? then got super bo liao jokes. then eat milo powder. then talk and sleep and eat and play and take pics. then come home, i go eat dinner with vaneh and rents.

then we talk like go no tmr. then like super impacted. :D

kk, i raznt finish liao. tysm.